Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I intend to get homeless drunk
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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