There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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