Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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