remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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