Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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