remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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