also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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