I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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