I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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