I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
a search helicopter?!
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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