I can't watch pbs sober anymore
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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