i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
