you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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