I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
and she was petting her beer can
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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