I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we're making bets on your personal life
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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