How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
