Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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