I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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