is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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