Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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