Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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