haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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