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what?
penguin condom
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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