TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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