I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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