return my video game
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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