Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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