I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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