Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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