My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
What a dumb baby whore.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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