You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight