Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.