We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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