when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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