And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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