I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
