He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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