Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Randomize
