is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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