i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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