Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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