i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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