Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The power of my boobs compel you