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(252): View more from North Carolina

just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting

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(252): just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting http://tfl.nu/rg7x

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(519): View more from Ontario

It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.

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(519): It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night. http://tfl.nu/y7pe

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you

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(908): i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you http://tfl.nu/oo8d

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(754): View more from Florida

you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse

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(754): you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse http://tfl.nu/okem

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(916): View more from California

the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.

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(916): the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it. http://tfl.nu/4aun

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(301): View more from Maryland

guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye

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(301): guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye http://tfl.nu/qvf8

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(941): View more from Florida

Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche

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(941): Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche http://tfl.nu/hcs6

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.

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(931): Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame. http://tfl.nu/0khd

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(647): View more from Ontario

i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.

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(647): i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces. http://tfl.nu/7l8v

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well

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(318): Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well http://tfl.nu/57uf

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..

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(910): I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks.. http://tfl.nu/st44

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.

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(780): Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something. http://tfl.nu/bxdz

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.

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(603): I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband. http://tfl.nu/f6ah

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells

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(978): I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells http://tfl.nu/uff7

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(620): View more from Kansas

It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?

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(620): It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more? http://tfl.nu/0gbc

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