She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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