Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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