6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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