i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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