oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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