The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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