You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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