Ambien. No doubt about it.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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