Its about making memories worth repressing
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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