Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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