im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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