Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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