On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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